Ways to tell you are...or to spot a Orgy-teenie in a crowd.

1.) You know all the words to 'Blue Monday' and go on about how much you LOVE "the band who sings it" yet when you hear 'Stitches' on the radio you ask yourself 'Who's this by?'

2.)The words 'I love (band member)' come out of your mouth more than the words '(song) is such an awesome song'

3.)You have a necklace/bracelet/shirt etc. that states 'I love (band member)'

4.)You get defensive when someone else says that _______(band member) has a girlfriend/is married etc.

5.)You get even more defensive when you meet the person and they're hugging another girl/boy.

6.)You find yourself having vivid daydreams about killing _______(band members) wife/girlfriend etc.

7.)You have every magazine with the band in it, but when your friend asks you to borrow the CD you look at them like they're nuts and say 'Why would I have the CD?'

8.)You go to a show not to hear the bands set, but in hopes that (band member) will see you and instantaneously fall in love with you.

9.)You bought the 'Blue Monday' Single or 'Candyass' because there is a picture of the guys in it...yet you haven't listened to it once.

10.)People ask you if 'Candyass' is any good and you call them a pervert or slap them because you think they're talking about a sick sexual act I care not to mention.

11.)You pretend you ARE (_____band members____) girlfriend/wife.

12.)You fight off other people to catch Jay's towel...and later wipe it all over yourself so that you smell like Jay...and his sweat (ewl) saturates your body.

Reasons 1-11 by me..any after that..submitted by others *nods* Do you really need a back button with frames?..If you have any other reasons feel free to e mail them to me at this shiaty aol addy